Eithg

"If you face your fears you will be a real man."

Well that's just great. How was I supposed to know that I was fake up until this point?
I'm sick of people using expressions like that.

If you were a REAL man you would do [insert stupid stunt here].

And now they've started doing the 'opposite' for females saying "If you were a REAL woman you'd..."

I put 'opposite' in quotes because I have no idea why that term came to be used in that way. I mean, for the most part, males and females are nearly identical. If you found a severed arm on the ground, could you tell what the gender was of the person that lost it?

Coffee Delivery Guy

Do you ever try too hard to be friendly to a black person?

I got the feeling that that's what I was doing when I was told by this black guy who was delivering coffee supplies to calm down.

Hmmm...

He said I was trying too hard and that I was being obvious.



Wasn't obvious to me.